Interviewer:Are you really so romantic as you look in your songs?
Ville:Maybe around 2%. A lot of people think they know me just because they listen to my music, thats stupid. Musicians arent people that you see clearly through.
Interviewer:But on stage youre a mystic rock star.
Ville:Its not like that. I sing, dance and enjoy myself. I just want to have fun, nothing else.
Interviewer:Because of your dark lyrics and satanic symbols youre connected to the Satanists.
Ville:Bullshit! I cant stand happy music, but this symbols mean something else to me. Death doesnt mean just to die, but to escape from this awful world. The question isnt to cut your veins but can you die for love.
Interviewer:This sounds very romantic
Ville:Me, actually Im very unromantic. And anyway, can you tell me what romance is? I dont think roses and candles are romantic, this are cliches. Actually Ive always hated roses, I dont like candles too, and I drink wine only in plastic glasses.
Interviewer:Why dont you like talking about your private life?
Ville:I dont see a reason why I should talk about my private life. Nobody cares who I go out with and who my girlfriend is. Its terrible when pop stars talk about their parents or wives. This only shows that their music is not interesting enough.
Interviewer:But fans are interested in their idols private lives!
Ville:Yes its true, just like pornography. Well, Im sorry I cant tell a shocking story. Were just five boring idiots from Helsinki- nothing special.
Interviewer:Well, now youre behaving demurely
Ville:No, its not true. We make music and thats our job. The plumber doesnt tell the story of his family, when hes working. He just does it and leaves.
Interviewer:Anyway, being a rock star makes introducing to women easier
Ville:Maybe, but I only date girls I know. Relationship? No way! I travel so often that this would truly mean a lot of trouble. Im trusty and I dont look for one short lasting sex adventures. One night adventures are boring and are just making use of a very weird situation: the star and its fan, that would do anything for their idol. God damn! What a cliche! Not just that but most girls, that offer themselves, arent even unattractive .
Interviewer:What do you think about your image of girls favorite?
Ville:This amuses me, I mean Im not even handsome. This, like lots of other things is just a stupid illusion. For example, on scene I always wear black T-shirts and change them very often. This is interpreted as a mania or image. The truth is that on scene you sweat too much and you have to change very often. There are also other little misunderstandings like this one.
Interviewer:Is it true that you are nuts on Kate Moss ?
Ville:No. I like only fat ladies (laughs). No, serious. Skinny ladies are fashionable, but I dont care. Everyone has something beautiful inside, it doesnt matter if youre fat or slim. This doesnt have to do anything with their personality. I dont have a definition for a perfect woman.
Interviewer:Do you receive a lot of letters from your fans?
Ville: I have no idea. I dont read any of these letters. This is other peoples job. Oh, and the things that fans write are not very smart. I dont want to read some bullshit about me, even if these are the standard: Youre a great band. I admire you. Right now were working on our web site, so that fans can use e-mail and chat connection with us. This is the better alternative than the piles of letters.
Interviewer:Whats your worst sexual experience?
Ville: Ive always had only good. I like sex. Well, Ive never put on the latex suit, or tried some sadomasochistic stuff and girls have never stuck a vibrator in my ass. I dont like these things.
:What do you think, how many children were made with your music as background?
Ville:(laughs) I dont want to know! They are probably monsters! I hope they are at least half normal.
Interviewer:Are you ever going to take over your fathers sex shop?
Ville:()Absolutely not. This is infernally boring. I have no idea how my father bears 10 hours every day next to plastic penises and naked photos.
Interviewer:How many tattoos do you have now?
Ville:Five. The biggest is the one on my left arm. But it doesnt have a special meaning, its more amusing, than the pain I had to bear
Interviewer:Did you cry?
Ville: You bet - for hours.
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